Wednesday, July 12, 2017

An AP BIO Assignment: The Night Before it Was Due

Alexandria Tong

03/23/2014

AP BIO

Mckinney

A List of The Traits of Phylum: Chordata Classes

Chordate: belonging or pertaining to the phylum Chordata, comprising the true vertebrates and those animals having a notochord, as the lancelets and tunicates.


Class:

              Reptilia

i.e snakes

  • animals which are cold blooded
  • The skin has cutaneous glands and keratin, it prevents water loss through the skint
  • the scales and scutes are made of keratin and formed from the epidermis
  • tetrapods with two sets of paired limbs
  • spinal columns and a strong skeletal system with a rib cage
  • well-developed brain and a central nervous system
  • breath with well-developed lungs right at birth
  • most have two lungs, except some snakes.have three-chambered hearts, except crocodiles
  • have a digestive system that has a muscular opening at the base of the tail.
  • 12 pairs of cranial nerve.
  • amniotic eggs can survive without water, they have protective shells that allow oxygen and other gases to enter
  • respiration by lungs only.
  • offspring resemble the adults at the time of birth
  • there is no metamorphosis
  • lateral sense organs are absent
  • internal fertilization, sperm is put into the reproductive tract of the female directly
  • have a cloaca

Fun Fact: they are the first animals with amniotic eggs, that can be laid on land


Agnatha

i.e. hagfish, lamprey


  • jawless fish
  • don't have paired fins or a stomach
  • notochord provides the main support for the body of an organism
  • skeleton made of cartilage
  • sensitive pineal eye
  • fertilization of eggs takes place externally
  • some parasitic
  • sucker-like mouth
  • feed on blood and tissues of other fish

Fun Fact: Scientists have found fossils of agnathan species from the late Cambrian Period

Chondrichthyes


i.e. sharks, skates, rays, and chimaeras


  • pelvic claspers, heterocercal tails, placoid scales, cartilage skeletons, teeth unattached to jaws, and the absence of swim bladders made  internal fertilization possible
  • cartilaginous skeleton
  • ventral side is lighter and the dorsal side is a darker, in terms of the color of their skin

  • 7 pairs of gill pouches
  • no scales, just skin
  • lacking in paired appendages
  • red blood cells are made in the spleen
  • denticles, tooth-like scales

Fun Fact: the shark continuously grows teeth, rows and rows of teeth await their turn to chomp on something

Osteichthyes


i.e. fish

  • calcified bones
  • endochondral bone replaces cartilage
  • circulatory system in the bones creates osteoblasts,
  • the eyeball  supported by sclerotic ring
  • mucus gland+skin
  • paired fins made of rays and spines
  • types of scales: ctenoid, ganoid, or cycloid
  • Marine and freshwater
  • respire through gills
  • external fertilization,oviparous,spawning
  • No external ear structures
  • No eyelids
  • skeleton made of bone
  • 2 chambered heart
  • operculum covering gills
  • brain has large optic lobes and cerebellum

Fun Fact:swimming bladder allow them to float even if they don’t move

Mammalia


i.e. hoomans

  • warm blooded
  • have hair made of keratin
  • majority of heat energy is used to maintain high body temperature
  • 2-4 chambered heart
  • Mammary glands produce milk to nourish young
  • diaphragm separates the thoracic cavity from the abdominal cavity
  • 7 cervical vertebrae  are present in most mammals
  • most are viviparous, some are oviparous
  • extended gestation period
  • uterine development is common in most placental mammals
  • Teeth embedded in the jaw bone
  • well developed brain
  • heterodont
  • nostrils do not lead directly into his mouth.
  • body maintained at a constant temperature heat generated within bodies metabolically and also have special cooling mechanisms
  • developed neopallium
  • corpus callosum in eutherians provides communication
  • acute sense of smell, except in whales and higher apes
  • eye typical of amniotes
  • tapetum lucidum
  • vibrissae controlled by facial muscles
  • during mastication lateral movement of jaw will occur
  • few lay eggs, most give live birth
  • parental care=highly protective of young, usually


Fun Fact: humans are the most powerful and highly destructive species of this phylum, those with the exact name of Alexandria Tong are the most bootiful/attractive of the human species

Aves

i.e. birds


  • warm-blooded
  • exoskeleton of feathers.
  • body spindle shaped, with four divisions: tail, neck, trunk, and head
  • neck longer for balancing and food gathering.
  • paired limbs
  • forelimbs  modified for flying
  • posterior pair adapted for perching, walking, and swimming
  • epidermal covering of feathers and leg scales
  • thin integument of epidermis and dermis
  • no sweat glands
  • Oil or preen gland at base of tail
  • rudimentary ear
  • fully ossified skeleton with air cavities.
  • skull fused with occipital condyle
  • jaw covered with keratinized sheath: beak
  • no teeth
  • single bone in middle ear
  • fused bones in pelvis, feet, hands, and head
  • Lightweight bones/hollow
  • endothermic
  • 4-chambered heart
  • high metabolic rates
  • Adept navigational abilities
  • communication and song production
  • nervous system well developed: 12 pairs of cranial nerves and brain with large cerebellum and optic lobes
  • sexes separate
  • prenatal care and parenting prominent

Fun Fact: many mating rituals require the male to make a show of himself, including flamboyant feathers to attract females

Amphibian


i.e. frogs; salamanders

  • thrive well both on land and in water
  • cold-blooded
  • derive heat from outside their body
  • skin is smooth, thin, hairless, porous, rarely scaled, and it contains mucus and poison glands
  • endoskeleton with varying numbers of vertebrae
  • 4 limbs, the forelimbs of some being much smaller than the hind limbs, some legless
  • webbed feet are often present; no true nails or claws
  • large mouth with small teeth
  • Respiration by lungs, skin, and gills
  • 3-chambered heart.
  • separate sexes with internal fertilization and external fertilization
  • 10 pairs of cranial nerve
  • eggs are in water or in a moist environment


Fun Fact: Amphibians are the only Chordates to undergo complete metamorphosis

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

And I (Closed The Door)

My latest work of professional poetry(n joy):

Went to my room
 And I closed the door
Got in my car
 And I closed the door
Cut the front yard
 And I closed the door
Bought a tea cup
 And I closed the door
Every day
I close the door
I close it
Because that's what it's for
What did you think
The
 door  was
    for?  ????
It's for bridges
Made out of cheese
   Ice cream cones
That you can't squeeze
    Leopards with zeal
   And a palace of fleas
Sounds disgusting
Close the door, please
Dance around with a mouse
On the pink, feathered couch
           With DVDs made of hair...
And balloons everywhere
Too many balloons
Can cause death
Too many balloons
Can cause death and fainting
Take care
 Of your Pokémon
Train them well
  And train them hard 
Eat bananas
Unless you're allergic
But if you're allergic
Don't eat them
Stop breaking all my pencils
I told you this was my career.

Monday, July 10, 2017

The Neglected Back Yard

The eccentric Michael J. takes another bold dive into fringe photography by showing us the current state of his back yard. Due to both ignorance and the daily grind, we don't always see what's right in front of us. Sometimes a single shot can capture more than what our eyes observe over a whole decade. Just like people, photos have a story to tell. This album is titled "Abandoned or Overgrown." Enjoy.




Photography: Michael J. Fallman.

Edited by Jeremy Minney.

Sunday, July 9, 2017

Being Average

"Is a donkey really that dumb that it just keeps walking towards that carrot?" - Bill Burr


Onion

Onion, onion
How do you do?
Were you meant to be so spicy?
I think you know
 what
  I'm
 t a l k i n g
    aboot
Eat time I bite into you
I feel the need to chew and chew
  Faster to down you into my gut
Your spiciness puts me into a rut
    Were you always so sassy?
  Or did you develop a case of Lassie?
       Maybe you're just classy
I can't remember how to greet you
 Besides my usual, "Hello, you're an onion. Guess this is happening."
Oh, sandwich... what is that relationship like?
With the onion and the tomato after intercourse with the knife?
    Are you jealous? Are you in strife?
No... you're a god damn sandwich. You have no ability to even... *sigh* Nevermind...
 Eating a sandwich under the moonlight
At 12 p.m.
A tormented banana sobs
  Peace

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Mario the Idiot

Backstory: While searching through old data discs from back in the day, I found this story. Completely awestruck by the quality of this work (for my age at the time), and having no actual memory of writing it, I decided to salvage the text file and post it for all to see. The following was written on April 22, 2001 by my kid self. Minor edits have been made for consistency. Enjoy.


Mario the Idiot

a short story by
Jeremy Minney


All I have to say is-a Friday the 13th was-a NOT, I repeat, was-a NOT Good Friday. It-a was-a bad Friday! Let me-a tell-a you why...

One day, I was at my pad eating a Nutty Bar and watching Shroom News, when I heard a loud crash. It-a was the door. Somebody had knocked over my door. I was ready to fight, then I realized it was Luigi.

"Mario!" Luigi screamed, "Somethin' weird is-a happening!"

"Luigi, you idiot, you broke down the door!"

"No, Mario, you don't understand!"

"What do I not understand?! You broke the door!"

Luigi then whispered something into my ear. It-a is-a so horrifying, I cannot tell you what it-a is-a. Luigi and me headed out into the back yard to see the strangest thing ever. It's-a crazy Koopa Troopa.

"See, Mario? He's gone berserk!" Luigi said to-a me: Mario.

"HELP ME!! IT'S MY SHELL!! MY SHELL!! AIIIIEEEE!!" screamed the Koopa in agony as he bounced around. But near the Koopa, I saw a Shy Guy watching him. I walked over to him so I could ask-a him-a what-a was-a wrong-a with-a the-a Koopa-a.


"Hey, what's-a going on here?" I asked the Shy Guy.

"A Goomba got in his shell and is trying to eat him alive," replied the Shy Guy.

"Come on, Mario. Get the Goomba out!" Luigi asked of me with-a the tears in his eyes-a.

"No way! Me ain't touchin' that!" I yelled back.


After some arguing, I had not a choice but to help the Koopa. First, I tried jumping on it's-a shell.

"OW!" yelled the Koopa, "Don't jump on me!"

"Sorry," I said back with disappointment.


I then tried sticking my hand into the Koopa Shell, but I got bitten by the Goomba!

"OUCH!!!" I screamed and jumped back, falling onto Toad, squishing him like a pancake.

"OWWW!!" Toad cried as he had-a just entered the story.

"Mario, what the shrooms is going on?" Toad asked me, "Why are you playing with a Koopa?"

"I don't-a play with the Koopas, Toad," I explained, "This-a Koopa is-a being attacked by a Goomba!" I stood up and-a dusted myself off.


Now here's where I made my biggest mistake...


"Hey, I gots an idea!" I said as I pulled out a Bob-omb, lit it-a, and shoved it-a into the Koopa shell-a.

"AHHH!!" everyone screamed. Toad planted himself in the ground, Luigi hid behind a tiny rock, the Shy Guy was long gone, and I was just standing there like an idiot. The Bob-omb exploded and the Goomba fell to the grass-a. He had little X's on his eyes. And that's when I thought I-a saved the day.

"Problem solved!" I said and smiled, "Goomba dead!" But the Koopa... was-a not-a smiling. He got angry because I blew up his-a shell and attacked me while he was in-a his underwear.

"AHHH!! You be nasty!! Get-sa off-a me-a!!" I yelled as a squirmed around. I ran around in-a circles with a Koopa biting into my skull. I think I-a fainted after that because I-a lost so much blood.

* * *

I woke up in-a the hospital. When I opened my eyes, Luigi was staring at-a me-a. He looked like a bug, so I smacked him by accident.

"Ouch..." Luigi groaned.

"You're not-a bug," I said to him. I got out of the hospital bed and got my Mario outfit back on.