Pick Division (A story guitarists can relate to)

Let's get straight to the point.

This is my guitar.

Sorry for blinding you.

Ignore the mess in the background. I was playing my guitar with this pick.

Still not thick enough.

Next thing I knew, I made a common blunder: I dropped the pick into the sound hole.

"Oh well, no worries," I said to myself.

I then proceeded to flip the guitar over and shake it furiously until plastic escaped.

But wait a second... what the hell?

These are what fell into my lap.

WTF?

I've never seen any of these picks before!

Or, at least, not to my memory.

So where was the pick I was just using?

I shook and shook, but nothing was left to rattle.

I used a flash light, checked the interior...

Nothing.

Apparently, guitars divide and re-brand guitar picks.

Or maybe just my guitar does that.

Who knows?